Schwangers

When something is supercool and happening.

a party can be Schwangers cos its so hot.....

by Sharendra Panday November 29, 2006

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

Schwankster

An alternative, and rarely-used word for a wankster.

Man, you are such a schwankster sometimes.

by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009

schwanger

A female that has many sexual encounters with more than one male. A synonym for slut !

A schwanger is a female hooking up with randoms randomly.

by Romeo12345 January 29, 2009

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

schwanger

schwanger/schwanking can refer to a person or an act. If schwanger is used in reference to a person, it is an; filthy, dirty, trashy individual. One must avoid engaging in any activities with this repulsive individual by all means.
Schwanging is most of the time something vulgar of nature. Most offen masturbation.

1) That guy looks like he just came out of a dumpster, he is most definitely a schwanger.

2) Where is Peter? Is he schwanking again?

by mandem123 October 4, 2016

Meine Schwester

Meine Schwester: My sister in german.

Meine Schwester is a fucking bitch!

by Johnnieboi January 20, 2009