Schwankster

An alternative, and rarely-used word for a wankster.

Man, you are such a schwankster sometimes.

by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009

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Schwake

The small, dry pieces of a bag of low-quality cannabis known as schwag, that collect and reside at the bottom of your bag until you're left with nothing but these small pieces. At this point, you are left with a bag of schwake. A very unrecommended choice by which to get high.

The word is a portmanteau of schwag and shake.

"Hey, it's your hit on the bowl of schwake."
"No thanks, I would prefer to not nauseate myself by smoking that disgraceful excuse for a bowl."

by Satan Johnson May 16, 2008

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Schwalbang

The act of laying on your couch, watching basketball and eating ice cream.

I was really tired after volleyball practice so I just decided to go home and Schwalbang it out all night.

by Captain Beard April 11, 2011

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Schwackism

Arrogance usually reserved for hipsters and Californians, projecting the notion that they've been there, done that, way back before it was cool.

Dave was going to go to the Mastodon show but he sold his tickets claiming the band was too mainstream, he' such a schwack. I think he's become a troll for the schwackism movement.

by Dubsmith7 October 15, 2014

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