schwaa

what the fuck?

when playing a new card game, one would say "schwaa" when they dont understand what the hell is going on

by megan January 10, 2004

schwaa

What the F*ck?!
What the hell?
WHAT?!?!

Girl 1: Did you see Becky's hair?
Girl 2: No, why?
Girl 1: It's lime green with yellow highlights
Girl 2: Schwaa???

by DizziKatz February 21, 2008

Cock Schwab

it is when you take the head of your penis, stick it into the female's ear and proceed to
move it in a motion that resembles the cleaning of the ear with a cotton swab

She acted like she didn't hear me. so when she wasn't paying attention i gave her a cock schwab to make sure she doesn't ignore me again.

by jnasty813 August 11, 2008

atara schwab

atara schwabs are gods. NOT even lying also know as creators, deity, almighty, amaze balls, brilliant, radical, amazing and... lover of brie cheese

I love Brie cheese!!!
oh wow you silly little atara schwab

by geronimostiltonNOTTHEMOUSE April 6, 2021

schwab

A loose portmanteau of slob and waste meaning :

(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.

What a schwab, he totally just schwabbed on himself and burned a whole through his shirt.

by Lord Cottonmouth May 17, 2010

schwalb

verb. To ejaculate in one's own pants, or to ejaculate prematurely.

Dick and Jane were in Jane's car making out, and when Dick grabbed Jane's boob, Dick schwalbed.

by Ihaveboobsthatmadeaguyschwalb September 16, 2012

schwarb

1. the noise your mobile phone makes when you put it too close to a tv, speaker, stereo etc.

2. a random word, often used as a greeting by a flid

3. the name of crogs imaginary friend

4. JPs favourite word

JP: "hey guys you know the noise your phone makes?"
Guys: "No, what is it?"
JP: "You know when it goes: Schwarb Schwarb Schwarb"
Guys: "ha ha, JP you flid!"

"Schwarb!!"

Crog: "Hey schwarbington bear!"
Me: "Crog, you prick"

by chrispete July 25, 2008