Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.

Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!

by SuzyG October 20, 2008

Sergeant Schnee

Someone who gets completely jacked on cocaine. Sometimes this person will brag about how many drugs they have consummed to certain people and other times they will flatly deny any sort of drug use altogether. But, generally speaking, this person will get high and act like a jack-ass.

After a two eight-ball Friday night, Sergeant Schnee showed up and seems to be holding boot camp! Jock Rock sure does like to drink and do blow on the weekend. He'll deny doing any of it on Monday!

by dbergeron November 26, 2007

Schneeb

A male who displays all stereotypical jewish mannerisms. Whiny, complains frequently. Will do anything for gold.

Look at that schneeby bastard over there. He smells heavily of white fish and hummus.

by Schneeby Bastard July 19, 2009

Schneebo-ing

The act in which someone licks jam off of a squirrels body, often the armpit or genitals. It is believed that "schneebo-ing" originated in rural parts of scotland.

Scotsman: "Ock Aye The Noo, Come here ye little squirrel. Ye have a bitta jam on ye, can I lick it awf?"

Squirrel: "yes please, my genitals were gettin a bit sticky"

Little Girl: "Mum. Look! That Man Is Schneebo-ing"

by The Schneeb aka Bisto Cube November 26, 2005

Schneeebly

The incorrect spelling of the last name of the character Ned from the movie School of Rock. Schneeebly is the way Jack Black's character, Dewey, tries to spell the name on a chalkboard and gets lost after spelling "Schnee" so he adds another "e", then gives up on trying to spell it and erases it.

Person 1: "Is it Schneebly or Schneeebly?"
Person 2: "It's Schneebly with two e's."

by Ethelintrailer January 21, 2009

Schneeb

A person with unusually pale skin, sunken cheekbones, and tired eyes but who has the spirit of a warrior and the kindness of an angel.

I really admire that schneeb - luke modric - from Croatia.

by Duckbong July 15, 2018

schneelb

when someone uses the term 'schneelb', it usually means that you are a shitty bumhole who needs cleaning. sometimes it can be shortened to schne which means that u are just a bumhole.
if someone decides to call you a shitty bumhole, I give u permission to smack that bitch all the way to Korea and back.

'YOU'RE SUCH A SCHNEELB, GAVIN"

by redthaicurry September 10, 2020