schwartzentalk

A late night philosophical therapy session with a well intentioned middle aged unshaven friend, often seen wearing a worn baseball cap, holding a cold Miller Lite in one hand and a Marlboro in the other. Talks generally begin after most of the group have wandered off to bed, leaving the recipient alone, sometimes lasting until daybreak.

Man, Dionne was the last one standing and received his schwartzentalk until the sun came up over the beach...

by proamauto July 31, 2023

schnarf schnarf

The noise that weird cat from the TV show thundercats made.

humantype cat - schnarf go get the catmobile
schnarf - SCHNARF SCHNARF!!( he says with glee)

by paintballking2050 February 11, 2009

Chocolate Schwartz

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.

John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night

by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011

Brodie Schwartz

A young savage that surfs the ROBLOX Twitter Community and likes to post pictures of himself without any clothes on.

brodie schwartz should just stop

by Twinny_RBLX December 31, 2014

Schvartz

Slang taken from the Yiddish word for black, Schvartz usually refers to a person of African descent

I heard Jesse is dating a Schvartz

by crinjah December 10, 2009

Red Schwartze

Pronounced "Red Shuvatzah".Schwartze is the Yiddish word for "black".
It is a play on the term "Red Lobster"because blacks think that the restaurant is such a classy place to go,what with their cloth napkins
umlimited cheesy butter biscuits.They are the reason "Red Lobster" is going to an automatic gratuity.They had better take EBT.

Girl,we bet be gettin' to the "Red Schwartze" for some scrimps.

by Goose Tatum August 28, 2013

Schnarting

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

by jmh215 October 13, 2011