schmuckenschmick

The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a

Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick

by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019

schmuck-on-wheels

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.

person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"

by D-Bizz November 27, 2006

schmuckaluvich

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.

That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

schmuddlapp

A garden variety chump. One capable of mild competence at best.

schmoot

Bink wanted to break that schmuddlapp's pixely neck.

by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

schmucknutt

A jackass of gargantuan proportions.

"Nice move, shmucknutt!"

by Dano October 18, 2003

SchmuckFace

A word for describing someone who makes a totally idiotic and inexcusable remark and deserves to have an adjective assigned to them.

"Heat was a terrible movie." "What the fuck? Heat is a GREAT movie." "Fuck you man, your a SchmuckFace."

by Blades 28 February 24, 2009

schmop on her boomdaddies

to suckle the nipple, preferably of a female

Bro 1 - Im gonna schmop on her boomdaddies later on
Bro 2 - sweet man her boomdaddies are huge

by gin078 May 20, 2009