Schmurf

Schmurf = Smurf +Schmuck.

A really adorable, cute little person (as in Smurf) who does hilariously silly (and sometimes annoying) things at times (as in Schmuck).

(Person's name) is the CUTEST SCHMURF the way she tries to do a fast power walk on her cute little Smurf legs, but does a delightfully funny wiggle instead; it then becomes EVEN MORE HILARIOUS when she tries to drink water while walking fast and does a really Schmucky thing like pour the water down her nose by accident

by Weirdodude February 13, 2013

schtuff

arb stuff, man. only schweet.

i got some schtuff to show you, man... it is like teh awesomeness.

by Leitmotif April 2, 2004

Schmaff

The female genetalia at face value.

Sophie was overcome with surprise as Owen mischievously jabbed her in the schmaff.

by teedeebee September 2, 2009

schuffofsky

It means 'slacker.'

"I don't really want to do anything right now."
"Gosh. You're being a schuffofsky again"

by churvaness January 12, 2010

beilman-schuff Z

The act of the beilman-schuff with a hot chick involved, blowing the guy who is sucking on toes.

I was soooo getting a beilman-schuff Z from this guy and his girl.

by Monolithikbob April 29, 2009

Shmuffalo

A large disgusting beast of indeterminate sexual gender. Commonly seen as a cross between a She-Male and a buffalo.

Theresa the shmuffalo has a huge set of balls.

by George Littlebear July 3, 2006

schnuff

a combination of snuff and stuff.
Synonymous with stuff.

1. why you got be smokin' on your schnuffity schuff?
2. schnuff times schnuff to the fourth power equals schnuffity schnuff.
3. I got better schnuff to do.

by ff8 April 8, 2004