schlimp

Actively attempting to make your semen bloody.

"Hey, Ron, did you hear how James schlimped all over Sarah last night?

by Pentagangrene March 15, 2023

schmump

Person who is sad, grumpy or mopey.

She's such a schmumpkin, she's been real schmumpy lately, what is she schmumping about?

by pbimpette November 7, 2009

jeremy schrimpf

One who over compensates for their lack of love as a child or one who is unsure of their sexuality.

One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.

Poor Timmy was Jeremy schrimpfed so committed he himself to seek mental help.

by 1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 0|\|3 September 22, 2011

schmimmy

schmimmy- a pinch of dip

Hey, lemme get a schmimmy from your tin!

by Hot Dogs May 14, 2006

shmimple

a she-man with pimples all over

Damn, she is a shmimple

by warren chilk October 1, 2007

Schmimples

Used to describe the feeling you get from unexpected or strange feeling touch. Imagine how a penny smells and tastes, now imagine that as a feeling. that's schmimples.

Person 1: Hey man, want a hug?
Person 2: No thanks, you'll give me schmimples.

by Anon_108 November 6, 2023

Schlimple

When some one with a low IQ has one leg longer than the other and it affects their walk.

"Shes been schlimple since birth, put together totally wrong."

by Aggs87 December 12, 2013