To dodge or avoid a sticky, unwanted or embarrassing situation, usually at the last second.
Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
"Oh my GOD! Guess who I saw in town last night?"
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".
"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".
"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
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Get the schmertz mug.They all knew she was texting her boyfriend under the table while playing Apples to Apples when they saw she was schmeeping.
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Get the Schmeep mug.1. The holiness that is the Scherp, that is, the Scherpness.
2. The group of people who come from the tribe of Steven M. Scherp and call themselves Scherp through all their travels around the world.
3. A useful replacement for any normal useful swareword. eg, "f**k" or "s**t."
4. A replacement for the word "sharp" when talking about knives and in relation to Scherp members.
5. Refer to the WorScherp Service bulletin from Easter Sunday for further defition, specifically the "apostles' creed."
2. The group of people who come from the tribe of Steven M. Scherp and call themselves Scherp through all their travels around the world.
3. A useful replacement for any normal useful swareword. eg, "f**k" or "s**t."
4. A replacement for the word "sharp" when talking about knives and in relation to Scherp members.
5. Refer to the WorScherp Service bulletin from Easter Sunday for further defition, specifically the "apostles' creed."
1. "Holy Scherp!"
2. "You mother-'sherp'er!"
3. "Scherp-alicious definition Silver Wings go loco!"
4. "I believe in Hap, the Father Almighty,
the Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Steven M Scherp, His only Son, our Scherp..."
2. "You mother-'sherp'er!"
3. "Scherp-alicious definition Silver Wings go loco!"
4. "I believe in Hap, the Father Almighty,
the Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Steven M Scherp, His only Son, our Scherp..."
by Scherpalicious April 26, 2007
Get the Scherp mug.schmerzelkender (pronounced shmer-zil-ken-dur) is a word commonly used in place of a profanity. Most common substitute is the 4 letter one starting 'sh', especially useful when you have dropped a wardrobe on your toe in front of your mother - see example 1.
Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)
Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)
Example 1
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"
Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"
Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."
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