schlumpkining

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009

schlumph

To sleep.

It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.

Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.

Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".

"I need to schlumph before the party."

"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."

"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."

by xy&...z February 3, 2010

Shlurparf

A word that smart people use when they don’t know what to say. It expresses a lot of emotion.

-“My dad died”
“Oh”
“Shlurparf”
“Rip”
-“I just got the promotion”
“Shlurparf”
“Yay”
-“I like coconuts”
“Cool”
“Shlurparf”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

Post Nut Schlump

The act of passing out after a hard nut.

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.

by The Curler June 15, 2018

schlumped

Extreme fatigue.

Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.

by K.iverson January 31, 2017

Schlumped

when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.

She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.

by seductivecow July 5, 2018

schmurpht

The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.

"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"

"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"

by RyanMeht May 13, 2006