Schmuck

A stupid fool who does silly things.

Max, what the fuck are you doing you schmuck!

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018

schmuckaluck

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.

Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.

by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009

Schleck

Noun /shlek/ A Pennsylvania Dutch word, with German origins, that describes various edibles of the junk food category including sweets, desserts, candy, soda and any other fattening snack type food.

1. "The bar mitzvah was a great time, but my physical trainer will not be happy when he finds out how much schleck I ate!"
2. "Ew Stacy! if you don't stop eating schleck you will never fit into that wedding dress!"

by Jscudder August 27, 2017

schlunk

1. To be shleep.

2. To pass out whilst amongst company

“Bro will is totally schlunk right now”

by Rotty Boot November 18, 2018

Shush you schmuck

An example of Niko and Chunkz telling people to be quiet for waffling

Niko ‘shush you schmuck’

by Callum A November 30, 2019

Schuckin' it

To leave work a few minutes earlier than the actual end of official business without notifying a supervisor.

I'm Schuckin' it today, I have to get to the vet before it closes.

by Archibald the Bassist October 8, 2009

Pad Schlock

A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax

I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them

by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014