schmoodle

The act of cuddling with a significant other.

I want to schmoodle John Mayer, twice.
Do you think you can fit in a schmoodle session this tonight?
I could schmoodle you anywhere, especially in the boat house on Lake Quacumquasit.

by Gray! October 22, 2008

Schmoople

1. adj/noun can either be a synonym to dumbass, idiot or stupid. Conversely, it can also refer to a pet name, or something done out of pure joi-de vivre. schmoople can thus either have a positive or negative definition depending on the context and the familiarity of the person with whom you are talking with both you and the expression.

"how was your day?"
"schmoople"

you're a real schmoople, you know that?"

by bunger1598 August 22, 2011

Schlooter

(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.

My boss tried to avoid paying me for that job I did. What a F*ing schlooter.

by Wildrover October 1, 2011

schmoogler

My brother-in-law as defined by my little sister when she's pissed off at him.....

J.P. is a nasty schmoogler

by expat1 August 22, 2011

schloogie

Similar to a shart, when you fart and a lumpy slug of turd juice unloads in your drawers.

I ate too many cheese enchiladas and hocked a schloogie in my britches.

by Bigdaddydirtypants July 27, 2018

Schlobble Schlobble 3,000

The act of receiving head from an E-Thot

Yo Dude I Just Got Some Schlobble Schlobble 3,000 While Ripping A Chainsaw Fart

by TheBigOleDilf June 22, 2020

schloozer

A cross between a Schnauzer and a loser.

Have a nice day...schloozer!

by Ssssashaaaa February 7, 2008