schlozkied

Schlozkied ( Sh-LAW-z-KEYED): An adjective describing how high/wasted you are.

Dude 1: “Bro how are you feeling?”
Dude 2: “I’m pretty schlozkied right now. “

by Racccccccccc September 3, 2021

Schlonkle Thronged

The feeling of being unable to pass wind in a convenience store.

“Last night I was shopping for some eggs and Pimms in Tesco, I was completely Schlonkle Thronged.”

by Okay spinach November 22, 2021

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

Schlonged

To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."

Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!

by I ain't telling!!! April 1, 2016

schlonkey ride

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.

Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.

by schlongbeast December 1, 2004

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

Schlonged

1. Got beaten badly. Commonly used word in politics!
2. Butt fucked

"When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly." -Donald Trump

by Good Samratarin October 31, 2020