schlonged

To be badly beaten

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump

by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016

schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021

heavily schlonged

a male who possesses a larger-than-average sized penis and who is adept at wielding it.

Shawna is walking funny today because her new boyfriend is heavily schlonged.

by Madame Hyde February 26, 2011

Schlode

A wide but long penis. Derived from a schlong and chode.

He couldn't take one step out of his house with out people laughing at his enormous schlode.

by Missilez_ October 24, 2015

schlogeling

Aimlessly and uncomfortably "being" with no particular purpose.

Everyone was in a hurry to get to work but Professor Bittner was just schlogeling at his own pace.

by SR914 June 3, 2016

Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)

Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop

by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019

Schlodecka

Another word for homie or slime, used typically in a way to initiate banter or conversation.

Jonah: "What up Schlodecka"
Lukas: "Nothing much slime"

by JackOxi September 19, 2023