shloaded

being extremely drunk ; a combination of shit faced and loaded

I was shloaded last night.
put your clothes on gir,l you were shloaded last night.

by Downey Vario DASK January 22, 2010

Schlake

Possibly one of the coolest people you will ever be lucky enough to meet. Super awesome, and probably good looking. If you're friends with someone who has this name, stay friends with them, and possibly date them if you can.

That Schlake, seriously the coolest cat i know.

by astellar11 December 4, 2011

schload

a choad over 5 inches. schload

that kid has a huge schload

by i eat food adobo March 11, 2009

Schnorked

The act or intention of getting some action late at night when your partner is asleep.

When Leslie got home she was really horny and came on to Jim. He was exausted and the best he could manage was to get schnorked.

by Austin Weird August 21, 2009

schlockdown

How to pronounce ‘lockdown’ after drinking heavily to overcome the boredom of lockdown.

“I shay, parse the vodka, I demand to have more booze: I can’t bear the boredom of another schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall

Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.

by fliip3 January 21, 2022

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013