Schlozzle

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.

Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

Schizzknot

A knot made of a specific group of hairs located on the taint.

It's getting kinda windy, you should probably tie it into a schizzknot.

by Chris&Annee February 13, 2021

schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003

schizz

something that is rad, awesome, or just plain cool, particularly dinosaurs ( but can be almost anything).

That spotted dinosaur looks schizz!

by Kheldharon June 10, 2008

schlitz

the drunkest you can get for $3.

let's see. i can get a mickey of vodka, or 5 litres of schlitz...i gotta take the schlitz!

by Drama_King January 27, 2009

fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzle dizzle

1.universal code talk that means "hey Im a moron"

2. excuse to use the letter z on the keyboard.

fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzledizzle...oh I mean please shoot me, appaerently im dumb

by stevie marie January 8, 2004

Schlitz

n. A hilariously named beer originally brewed in Milwaukee by Joseph Schlitz.

It can (and will) get you drunk for a reasonable price. It tastes decent which has no connection to its funny name. It has experienced a recent revival due to the comeback of old school beers.

Its really not that bad at all, even though its from Milwaukee. Its better than Milwaukee's Best...which doesn't make sense and isn't very good. And its older than Old Milwaukee, which doesn't make sense either and also doesn't taste very good.

Naturally, any Schlitz will taste like Schlitz. Its not a light beer so you can still feel manly with some Schlitz in your hand. If you decide to take a Schlitz, make sure you share your Schlitz with others.

Chad: Yo man, pass me one of em brewskis, bro.
Brendan: No problem chief!
Chad: Ah jeez, this beer is Grolsch, dude!
Brendan: First of all, its not that bad, and second of all its Schlitz!
Chad: Ahhh, no wonder this beer tastes like Schlitz!

by applejack42 February 12, 2010