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knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...
by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011
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schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline
Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining
by shwingybones May 13, 2022
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der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.
by andersonland.org June 30, 2004
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schlongimidongus

The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis.
"Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?"

"Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus."
by The Greek Chad May 19, 2022
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schliegengrifte

An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.
Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?
by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015
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schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.
Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.
by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006
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schlaggin'

Someone, or something lackin' suaveness, someone or something that appears to be half-assed, someone or something that at the present time is acting really lame.
Person 1: Yo man. You's be schlaggin' it up today mate.
Person 2: Whatever man. YOU's be the one who's schlaggin'.
by rustyn January 6, 2008
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