schliegenoberfuhrer's definitions

schliegengrifte

An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.

Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?

by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015

Vagetarian

A devout lesbian. One who does not admit meat into her vagina.

Oh you're no chance there, Alan. She's a Vagetarian. She hasn't had dick since 1998.

by schliegenoberfuhrer March 5, 2015