schladies

(generally attractive) Women.
Sometimes referred to as:
"Shigidi-shigidi-schladies"

I went to the beach and saw some schladies.

by Kybo Ren March 17, 2004

shlemiel

From Yiddish Orgin, which is a semetic language, meaning fool.

Your buring the popcorn you shlemiel!

by Ben Leventer February 2, 2006

schlemiel

An awkward or unlucky person for whom things never turn out right.

That girl is such a schlemiel, she can't seem to do anything right.

by thebiggerbiggen July 9, 2017

schlame

A blend of the words "so" and "lame". So lame= SCHLAME.

I HAVE TO BE HOME AT 9PM TO FEED MY FISH.

YOU'RE SCHLAME, DUDE.

by halestorm47 June 10, 2019

schlagel slime

Verb- when you get a good fucking nut

Damn daniel! I just got a awesome, radical, stupendus schlagel slime!
bro stop schlagel sliming in me
oh fuckerdoodle im going to schlagel slime
dude you just got your schlagel slime all over me
Oh god..~ Holy fucking smacklecracklefuck~! I'm gonna schlagel slimeeeeee~!!!!

by cum doctor May 15, 2023

schlemie

Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.

"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"

by Bena Girl August 8, 2005

schlammied

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded

He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.

by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011