schiavin' out

to consume so much alcohol that you become unresponsive to everything,thus becoming a vegetable like Terry Schiavo.

Josh drank a whole bottle of rum,now hes over there on the floor schiavin' out.

by Tombstone Killer February 1, 2006

Schitzing

When one acts in a rageful, unpredictable manner.

Friend 1: 'Did you see his face, he was furious!'

Friend 2: 'Yeah, that motherfucker was schitzing out!'

by Angela83 April 19, 2009

schiavonitis

A state of mind where upon encountering a sexually appealing person, the victim cannot focus on any other idea besides the performing of many varied sexual acts with the encountered person.

I was at a restaurant the other day and the hostess was wearing a really low cut top and a short skirt. Suffice to say I had a major case of schiavonitis.

by a really funny guy September 26, 2010

Taylor Schilling

talented actress that plays the role of Piper Chapman in the true story series Orange is the New Black. Also starred along with Zac Efron in The Lucky One.

Taylor Schilling is really good as piper in oitnb

by domatic October 17, 2015

Schaming

A town in Austria. People from this town used the sir name Schaming when they were moved to France around 1650.

My last name is Schaming and my ancestors are from the town of Schaming in Austria.

by Phil Schaming December 16, 2007

Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011