Schling

A very small penis typically found in asians.

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

by BigShow n Jay May 30, 2011

Taylor Schilling

talented actress that plays the role of Piper Chapman in the true story series Orange is the New Black. Also starred along with Zac Efron in The Lucky One.

Taylor Schilling is really good as piper in oitnb

by domatic October 17, 2015

Scheming

Scheming is a ingenious way to out maneuver and out wit many minds in advancing devious goals without detection. This can be performed by either one person or by an elite group of schemers. Scheming is an art form. It is art because scheming can be carried out in any possible way at any possible time. If your not sure you've been schemed, than it has been properly done on you. Scheming is usually done to lessen heads from certain activities: smoking some tasty haze

"Jenna realized she was schemed when she found herself alone and the group gone with the spliff"

"Be careful of 123 C and their nonresidents, they may seem cool...but their all scheming bastards"

"Was that scheming or some ninja work?"

by 3rd June 12, 2006

Taco Shelling

Taco Shelling is the female equivalent to tea bagging. That is to say when a woman squats over someone and presses her vagina into them. This can range anywhere from a sexual act to an amusing act when done as a prank or even a humiliating act when performed upon a defeated opponent. This is named as thus due to the internal and 'wrapping around' nature of the vagina. The act is akin to putting meat (or other things) into a taco.

We all laughed as we watched Jennifer taco shelling Sarah's face because she fell asleep on the couch again.

by Gorshum April 12, 2011

Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female

I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port

by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012

Taylor Schilling

she's the most adorable and beautiful actress I've ever seen omfg

Taylor Schilling is so good as an actress

by bitch idk August 16, 2018

Butt shelling

Noun. Farmers slang. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off.

How do you reduce Butt shelling? First I need to know what it is. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off. In order to reduce it you need better rollers for your cornhead.

by B-rizzle October 8, 2019