shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

scatterball

God's gift to College students. AKA Adderall.

*Because when you pour them out of the zippy, they bounce all over the place.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so many finals coming up next week I need to study for.
Bro 2: I was just about to buy some scatterballs from my boy downtown. how many do you want?

by nurdrmsz December 9, 2011

Scattergories

A game invented by a male first year associate from Birmingham in the summer of 2013. Popular trivia game played among auditors which involves creative thinking of words associated to certain categorys.

Eg. Colour beginning with M - Matt Black

I'm bored; let's play a game of scattergories.

by Abcd0821 September 1, 2013

scatterbitched

When you like one girl but you also like another girl.

You see I like Lisa but I also like Karen. Many I’m scatterbitched

by Andrew Forcienal November 8, 2019

Shattergasted

(This is an additional definition to a preexisting word on urban dictionary)

The shattered feeling of embarrassment when you dont know how to respond to an all-too-accurate bantering or pejorative about your own nature.

Me: "Wait, are you saying what I said was dumb or what I was talking about was dumb"
Friend: "Both"
Me: "I'm absolutely shattergasted🤯😭"

by Pryzmus January 31, 2020

SCATERBATE

The act of jerking off while taking a shit. Usually done with both hands and no lube.

Jason`s loves to scaterbate every morning before starting his day at the bakery!

by jallen35 January 7, 2022

Shatterbattermatter

someone flattering you i guess…?
shatterbattermatters : multiple charming people

Lisa : Oh my gosh! I can’t believe that John is great at shatterbattermattering!

by hhhhhhhheheheheheiwisksnsjskja June 17, 2022