sparkling vanilla

The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.

Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.

*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??

by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006

scarling

A wonderous band hailing from Los Angeles. Not to be compared to Jack off Jill, as they both may contain Jessicka as lead singer, but are not the same band. Other members include Christian Hejnal on lead guitar, Garey Snider on drums, Rickey Lime on guitar, and Kyle Lime on bass.

Scarling is teh sex.

by Dreams of Glass September 12, 2003

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

scowling

1. To look at someone with a wierdly angry face.

2. To punish someone.

"I wonder why that hot chick's alway scowling in a corner".

"Dad scowled me last night for just a little pity sex".

by Seemen January 11, 2009

Scarring

Throwing your brother off a cliff while you proclaim to him "Long live the king"

Pumba: "Did you hear about that scarring in the canyon last week?"
Timon: "That must have really scarred Simba"

by HolySpaceCow September 30, 2016

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020