California's largest man made ecological disaster that happed in the early 1900's when water flowed into the dry basin unchecked for two years. Raw sewage from the Mexico side and nitrogen rich Ag runoff now flow into the sea unchecked on both US sides. Now famous for its fish dies offs the produce a rotten egg sulfur smell that on some days can waft as far away as Palm Springs. Hundreds of birds also die of botulism during the summer also. Moronic politicians and environmental organizations keep pushing to save the Salton Sea at the cost of billions of dollars to the tax payer; while at the same time wasting Colorado River water to keep in full.
Hey man want to go fishing at the Salton Sea? Huh you mean the Salton Sewer I would not eat anything out of the over flowing septic tank.
by Karen Gilmore September 28, 2007
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2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.
3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.
"I went all the way with him," he said. I shuddered and looked down; I couldn't believe my ears. "I mean, when I say 'all the way,' I mean all-- the-- way," he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though I wouldn't know what he was talking about if I missed the "the". I just couldn't bear the thought of the two of them together. Paul, my Paul. It just wasn't right. "Yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night."
"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.
"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.
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To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020
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2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
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As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.
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1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.
2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.
2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.
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