Sageeran

a brown Sri Lankan from England who is a funny guy good with mates and stupidly annoying at times

yo that guy is such a sageeran he's my type of man ;)

by Armaan Khiroya April 21, 2017

Sameera

Sameera is sure a princess with the most beautiful smile, a heart of gold and the body of a goddess.
She will show you what's real love and she will care for you as if she is taking care of most precious gem.
She is funny, cute, intelligent, clever, understanding, kind, caring, helpful, emotional, talented, focused, determined, analytical and much more.
If you have a Sameera who loves you, remember not to disappoint her, loosing a Sameera is the greatest pain one will experience.

Sameera you make every thing billion times more interesting.

by The final beat November 24, 2021

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

Sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 20, 2008

samerria

A Samerria is a very loving person and love u to make people happy in such a way...💖💓😍💍

There go my Bestfrann Samerria.

by Diamonds and pedals June 15, 2017

Sumerian Footjob

Imagine the grimiest, dirtiest, sloppiest footjob of all time. This usually includes the added pleasure of several calluses and the cuts from overgrown toenails.

Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.

Staysie: How'd it go?

Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.

by SepticHornet February 27, 2018

Sameera

what you call a girl who swears a lot, eats like a competitive eater, slacks off all day yet still does well in school, is nocturnal, anemic, and studies on friday nights

Whenever I see Sameera in the hall, I want to punch her in the face.

by towelhead726 April 10, 2009