ROFLMAOSSMMB

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Slowly Stroking My Metaphorical Beard.

Author : Will include the sociology of long distance flight (talking months) in a tin can.

Reader : ROFLMAOSSMMB THAT'S P R I C E L E S S

by Medulla Oblungata December 8, 2010

roflmaoshmsfoaidmt

Abbreviation of rolling on the floor laughing my ass of so hard my sombrero fell off and i dropped my taco.

Someone told me she deserved to win Pop Idol, I was roflmaoshmsfoaidmt

by MiroXmxX January 21, 2015

ROFLMAOEAT

1. Acronym for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off eating a taco" normally used while in public or private chatrooms and on Instant Messaging services such as AIM or Yahoo! Instant Messaging.

Derived from roflmao.

Origin: April 26, 2008; California; Used in a conversation in a chat room from roflmao

Hotgirl606: Jeremy slapped my butt today!
Beachbum01: ROFLMAOEAT!!!

by ShinyBrit April 27, 2008

roflmaobama

Before the election, what you said if you were a hardcore Obama fan.

"OH GOD, OBAMA'S PENIS IS 2 INCHES... FROM THE FLOOR!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!"

by crazyface123444321 January 24, 2009

roflmaobama

To be such a hardcore Obama fan you name internet lingo after him.

"THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT JOBAMA'S BLUEBERRY!!!!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!!!!"

by CrazyVengeance January 27, 2009

ROFLMAOSHIGRP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off...
SO
HARD
I
GET
RECTAL
PROLAPSE

During an IM Conversation....

Chick: Haha that's funny! LOL.
Guy: ROFL
Chick: Yeah right you're rolling on the floor.
Guy: ROFLMAO
Chick: Pff...Yeah right you really laughed your ass off.
Guy: No seriously. I swear. I totally LMAO. Literally.

Chick: Liar.
Guy: Actually, I think I need to go the the hospital. I laughed so hard I think a bit of my ass just came out. It hurts, a lot.
Chick: OMG! That's called a rectal prolapse! Your rolling on the floor and laughing so hard exploded your rectum!
Guy: ROFLMAOSHIGRP (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I got rectal prolapse).
Chick: I'm so hot for you now.

by rectalprolapseman August 11, 2010

ROFLMAOBFMA

Acronym for "Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, bleeding from my ass." Mid-90's IRC parody of ROFLMAO.

Cyber-chatter 1: Two men walk into a bar.
Cyber-chatter 1: One of them should have seen it.
Cyber-chatter 2: ROFLMAOBFMA.

by FltErthSo January 18, 2005