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roflmaobitc 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Biting Into The Carpet.
Gamer 1: "BOOM! HEADSHOT"
Gamer 2: "DUDE WTF LAG!"
Bystander: "N00B YOU GOT PWNED! ROFLMAOBITC!!"
roflmaobitc by deiprox January 18, 2010
Words you can keep

roflmaoaicscismp 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants
Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!
roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

roflmaobst 

rolling on floor laughing my ass off but still typing
Ben Dover: hahaha roflmao

Elieen Dover: roflmaobst??

Ben Dover: fuck off :/
roflmaobst by toolbar April 29, 2010

roflmaotic 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Cry
when lucas,sam,and ramon saw chans penis it was a 'ROFLMAOTIC' situation!
roflmaotic by lsrtag August 1, 2008

roflmaobtcastciiho 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One.

Combination of ROFLMAO, ROFLBTC and ROFLSTCIIHO. Means that you laugh.
Person #1: *says something funny*
Person #2: ROFLMAOBTCASTCIIHO
roflmaobtcastciiho by SyrFox February 7, 2008

roflmaoastc 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off and scaring the cat.
One of many abbreviations that started with "lol" (Laugh Out Loud) in the on-line community.
- Steave said he will be a geek no more
- roflmaoastc
roflmaoastc by Quixot3 February 6, 2006

roflmaostc 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off scaring the cat.
damn, that dude plugged the usb connectors into the firewire headers on the motherboard... 12v of pure destruction killed my iPod and usb thumbdrive :(

-roflmaostc
roflmaostc by samorost March 15, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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