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remotarded

When someone is remote control retarded. Sometimes taking between 1-2 minutes to locate desired button. Often wrong buttons are selected much to the disapproval of other fellow TV watchers.
Joey: This sucks, change the channel.

Corky: I don't know how! I'm Remotarded.
by Blanche Dubois April 15, 2007
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riitard

riitard

rii•tard (ree-tahrd)
-noun

* A hybrid acronym-compound consisting of “R.I.I.” and “tard“
1. Random Internet Individual
2. tard

* A general classification of unknown internet users
1. anonymous users of the world wide web
2. internet persons of unknown origin or purpose
"Who is that spamming your Myspace Inbox?"
"Oh just some riitard"

csplayer783: how did u die??
quakejunkie14: ran into sum camping riitard
by gatsome October 12, 2008
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relitardism

The belief in God or gods; the act of being a relitard.
Evangelists spread relitardism
by The Malachi May 29, 2018
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remtard

A remedial retard - therefore twice as bad as either.
e.g: "Capper you Remtard! Shut yo' face!"
by A.D.C June 11, 2006
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realitard

A reality TV personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. Similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.
Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.
by SJBTexas January 6, 2012
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Reidtard

1) Any person who attempts a long distance sailing venture who either can not sail or attempts the long distance voyage on an unseaworthy POS(piece of shit). When Reidtards leave the dock, they usually step right into the Green Room at the Darwin Awards.

2) One who makes a blatantly stupid move whilst sailing and/or racing a sailboat.
That guy who built a boat with crap he bought at Home Depot and expects to sail it around the world is a real Reidtard.

The right side of the course was so favored, anyone who went left is Reidtarded.
by Regatta Dog February 17, 2008
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Rimtard

Someone who rims butt holes (licks them) and is is always menatlly challenged (retarded). Thus Rimtard is a collectuve of the two.
Jules is such a rimtard I bet he blows of starfish!
by Butt monkey September 9, 2004
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