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Regonkey

Half Regotti - Half Monkey. Often found doing absolutely nothing. As slow as a sloth, as smart as a dinosaur, the regonkey is cute, but that might be all.
I was at the zoo and the Regonkey was just sitting there doing ZEROOOOOO.
by MOWB April 21, 2010
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Recontinentalisation

The act of redistributing countries across different continents for the purpose of making the world a better place.
Russia is now its own continent called Russiania due to recontinentalisation.
Azerbaijan now belongs to the new 'Asia' content which hasn't been renamed yet.
by Rachmc October 20, 2011
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Regent University School of Law

An unranked conservative Christian "law school," founded by ultra-crazy televangelist Pat Robertson, that charges students tens of thousands of dollars a year to tell them all about how the law is really based on Jesus. They are so desperate for legitimacy that they wrote a rambling entry on Urban Dictionary talking about how great they are, inadvertently showing the caliber of their future students--after all, if you make your decision about law school based on an Urban Dictionary entry, you deserve to go to Regent.
Joe: I'm going to Regent University School of Law. The professors are the same quality as Virginia, the people are more laid back than at Yale, the people aren't as viciously competitive like at Duke, and it's fifteen minutes from the beach.

Tim: Seriously? How dumb are you? Do you realize that Regent is an unranked, festering, neoconservative craphole that provides less than a 50% chance of actually getting a job as a lawyer upon graduation?

Sally: Not only that, but you do realize it was founded by Pat Robertson, right? You know, the guy who blamed the Haiti earthquake on a pact they made with the devil, and agreed with Jerry Falwell that pagans, gays, feminists, and abortion supporters were responsible for 9-11?

Joe: Ha! Nah, I'm just messing with you guys. Seriously, why would anyone go to Regent?
by lurpythepirate November 27, 2012
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regotiated

The ghetto version of negotiating, where you just argue more than compromise.
Lindsay and I regotiated so I could go to the homecoming dance instead of dressing up like Richard Simmons, but I just ended up stabbing her.
by ghettoblaster00 September 22, 2009
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Vaginal Regentrification

When your woman shows a deep, DEEP desire for men "of Color" and you have to up your sexual game to keep her interest.
Biff: "Dude, I saw Muffy down dancing with Deshawn and Julio at that Club in Long Beach, what are you going to do?"
Chip: "I'm going to drag her little pink ass back up here to Manhattan Beach for some Vaginal Regentrification!"
by Archanimal September 11, 2010
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regotti

Something you have to do. These things come along once in a lifetime and seem like a fantastic opportunity, but are really just mediocre at best. Going to a restaurant hoping to eat chicken-pork-beef-chicken-cheetos-fritos-doritos-tostitos-sammies on wonder bread and finding a miller lite and a sandwich from sheetz where that bitch put too much ranch on your sandwich AGAIN.
You gotta Regotti.

I don't want to, last time she put too much ranch on my sandwich.

YOU GOTTA. RE-GOTT-I.
by breedify January 25, 2017
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Regent University

Christian university started by televangelist Pat Robertson. Originally called "CBN University" (interestingly named after the TV channel), the goal of this institution is to turn out Christian Neoconservative drones in hopes of putting them into positions of power (such as in DC, Hollywood, news media, etc.). This became apparent after the Monica Goodling scandal, which revealed hundreds of Regent grads working in the Bush Administration. Most of the classes at Regent focus on applying right-wing Christian ideals to politics, law, and the media.

Regent considers its law school to be better than that of Harvard, yet it is so poorly ranked it's a joke. A degree from Walden University will get you more job opportunities than a degree from this place. It is ranked lower than a ttt and its students' reviews are even worse. However, the people at Regent know this, which is why they create massive amounts of propaganda to make the school look better than it is. They like to brag about beating Harvard Law students in competitions, but when it comes to who gets the better careers after school, Regent alumni can hardly get up there.

By the way, John Ashcroft is now a Regent faculty. That alone should make you think.
Marty: I'm going to UPenn. Where are you going?

Timmy: Sucks. My parents are making me go to Regent University, because they think if I go anywhere else I'll turn into a dirty liberal hippie who wears keffiyehs and protests capitalism.

Marty: Man, that really blows.

Timmy: Yeah. They want me to be a lawyer, so they tell me I have to stay at Regent for law school, too.

Marty: Well, good luck working McDonald's for the rest of your life.
by ConservatismSucks September 4, 2009
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