retail bulimia

A condition in which a person shops incessantly, making extravagent purchases for the pure joy of the acquisition experience, but then returns everything the next day.

"I don't know what came over me - when I was in Nieman Marcus, I just had to have that $400 Versace bag, but once I got it home, I felt so guilty, and it seemed so ugly that I returned it. After that, I felt great - cleaner somehow. I'm afraid I might have retail bulimia."

by AKEllen September 15, 2007

retail row

Retail is a place on fortnite and a good place to drop yano

Hey you wanna drop retail row?

by FortniteBRKing June 11, 2018

Retailia

A group or online server of specifically gamers

You should come join my Retailia!

by Smarter than Albert Einstein March 20, 2021

Working Retail

The act of folding clothes on your chick's back while doing her doggy-style so as to not lose your clothes in her room each time you want to go smoosh.

Dude I lost my favorite pant's at my Ex's again.

Man you forgot about "Working Retail"

Oh yeah.

Yeah it totally works, I never lose a thing when I'm bangin her.

by backdoorbetty March 8, 2011

Retail Vampire

For those who work in retail during the holiday season it's the phenomenon of going into work in the dark and going home in the dark-- thus eliminating any sun exposure for about 3 months.

co worker: "You gonna skip out early today boss?"

boss: "Nah, you know us retail vampires-- all day every day!"

by flyboy1980 October 20, 2010

retail

A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.

Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."

Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."

by senthurmanz June 15, 2018

Retail-rape

The act of being coerced by salespersons into purchasing something that one does not actually want, or can not afford; generally occurs in high-end department stores.

"Girl, that bitch at Nordstrom's totally retail-raped you. You'd best return that heinous bag."

by ihatechoosingusernames May 1, 2009