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Republican Logic 

The complex system of cognitive dissonance that enables the afflicted to love both Jesus and war.
I see from the mix of Christian and jingoistic stickers on your car that you suffer from Republican Logic.

Republican National Convention

What people think about when in a situation that they don't want to get a hard on
Republican national convention, Republican national convention, whew all better

Republican compromise

The act of tricking someone more powerful than you into giving you what you say you want, and then throwing said item on the ground (metaphorically or for real) and spitting in their face.
Thanks, Obama, for giving us some tax cuts and taking out stuff that you wanted... but we're not gonna vote for your stimulus bill anyway. None of us. That's what we call a "Republican compromise". Sucker!
Republican compromise by HavenB January 29, 2009

Republican victims 

The normal state of affairs for Republicans since they are so widely crucified by the liberal fake news media machine.
We are certainly the most intelligent and the best equipped emotionally to govern the US and so it is obvious why we are so vilified; we are the Republican victims!
Republican victims by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

Democrats and Republicans 

Two of the biggest problems in America right now.

Trump Republicans 

The working class, undereducated, xenophobic, red-headed stepchildren of the GOP's failed marriage between social conservatives and the oligarchs who sent the social conservative's jobs to Mexico in the first place.
Trump Republicans like me are going to make American grate again!