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reboot

1. To restart a computer when it's acting like a little bitch. Common on old Mac and Windows systems, not so common on old Linux boxes, rare on modern computers.

2. To restart a movie, comic, TV, or book franchise in hopes that it won't jump the shark again. Sometimes works spectacularly (Battlestar Galactica). Sometimes falls flat on its face.
1. "If there's an error, we have this routine called panic, and when it is called, the machine crashes, and you holler down the hall, 'Hey, reboot it.'" --Dennis Ritchie

2. I was contemplating the idea of a Knight Rider reboot the other day. Would be interesting, definitely, but would it really be Knight Rider without the Hoff?
by Lady Csyde January 29, 2007
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rebooty

When a mind-blowing sexual encounter shocks a person's nervous system and renews a said person (usually single) physically, mentally, and emotionally.

Side effects of rebooty make include: loss of memory of past sexual partners (usually those who deserve to be forgotten) or becoming clear of previous sexual hang-ups.
Nora: "Oh my God, you are beyond glowing. You didn't just have sex -- you had total and complete rebooty."

Rob: "I know. I feel like a totally different person."
by NerdAboutTown March 7, 2010
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Little Einsteins Reboot

A YouTube fan series by user Spuffy Einstein based on the cartoon Little Einsteins.
The Series has new characters, outfits, and a more similar style to the cartoon Jake and the Neverland Pirates claimed by Spuffy.
*Have you seen the Little Einsteins Reboot theme?
*What is the first episode of the Little Einsteins Reboot?
*The Little Einsteins Reboot theme is catchy like the original
by UrGonnaGetBan January 22, 2019
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Joe and Jamie reboot

The reboot version of Joe & Jamie is still like the original version, just more pretentious & with more virtue signaling. They are still your typical "Self-proclaimed" power couple, but have come up in the world a little more. They might be a couple who now owns a home instead of renting. And now thinks their shit doesn't stink. They try an act like celebrities, & may expect you to refer to them as Jomie, instead of Joe & Jamie. They're the type of couple that'll let their dog chew your shoes up, then say oops, it is what it is.

Although the Jamie's are more pure evil, it's the Joe's you really have to worry about. Because the Joe's will wait til you're on your deathbed in the hospital, & instead of comforting you, they'll say something like, you shouldn't of ate that skittle from that strippers ass. Sometimes a Joe will refer to himself as a King, but really everyone knows him as just a plain ass Average Joe.
"I went to a Joe and Jamie reboot house party one time, & instantly was forced into working for them."

"Went to a movie with a Joe & Jamie reboot once. I will never make that mistake again. The Joe kept shitting his pants all night, & the Jamie kept rating the farts."

"If you ever meet a Joe and Jamie reboot, just run..."

Me: Ahh man, your dog chewed up my shoes!!
Joe: Haha, sucks to be you!!
Jamie: Oops, It is what it is
by Krewtonic August 6, 2020
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sleep reboot

When your sleep rhythm is all fucked up and you "reboot" by staying up all night one night, and then going to bed the next night using the fatigue from not getting any sleep the night before. Use of a sleep aid is an option, of course, just to ensure that sleep can be reached. Usually an insomniac's desperate attempt (short of drinking until passed out or committing suicide) at getting some sleep.
Jon: Fuck, I'm tired. I'm doing a sleep reboot.

Mike: What's that?

Jon: I stayed up all night last night because my sleep pattern is all fucked up; so I'm going to bed tonight using the fatigue I have right now. Plus, I might take some Advil PM before I go to bed, too. This fucking sucks. FUCK INSOMNIA!
by jmw87 October 20, 2010
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rebootyable

The pleasant knowledge that someone you've slept with before, is likely to sleep with you again, as apposed to a one nighter.
Rebooty can be preceded by a booty call or even booty-mail.
Was such a babe, totally rebootyable.
by Tommax April 4, 2009
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Rebooting

Term used by reddit users on r/noFap, r/pornfree and other related subreddits and websites to describe the act masturbation-abstinence of online pornography for a set amount of days in hopes of creating a better and healthier lifestyle.
“I currently have the goal of rebooting and am on my 7 day streak
by —Polaris August 22, 2018
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