realness

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants; whether it be good Yo Mama jokes, real Act II popcorn and not a grocery store generic brand, Tide detergent and not some cheap imitation, or even an official major league baseball bat.

www.Joke-Pages.com: User-submitted Your Yo Mama Jokes: 'Bryant Gambrell'
"I'm back bitches! Check out page 233 for the realness! But anyway, yo mama so big she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun."

by Midwestrn Soldier October 16, 2004

Readies

To find something, someone, or a situation highly favorable, likeable or positive.

1. Damn, Brooklyn Decker looks so damn readies!

2. When I get my $100k bonus later this year, I'll be readies as a beast!

3. That Bentley coupe over there is READIES!

by JOE BELL0 April 24, 2011

radliness

The quality of being rad.

Also has the intensive forms: uber-rad(liness), ultra-rad(liness), super-rad(liness), hyper-rad(liness).

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are just brimming with radliness.

by idunnit May 3, 2005

rocking the redness

another term for the womans monthly cyle other wise known as her period

hey dude guess what? this morning i woke up and i was totally rocking the redness

other girl: that sux

by SLoWNeSS August 25, 2005

Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.

Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.

by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

soreness, swelling and redness

soreness, swelling and redness.

soreness, swelling and redness.

by Debskelly1985 April 17, 2023

Galliano Realness

A term which means "Classic Beauty"

This is some Galliano Realness right here!

by Jeffreeeeeee October 27, 2012