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An incredibly beautiful swimsuit model. She graces the cover of Sports Illustrated's "Swimsuit Edition" for 2010.
Guy #1 - "Who is Brooklyn Decker?"
Guy #2 - "She is Andy Roddick's future ex-wife."
by Gregory House, M.D. March 04, 2010
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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When one defecates off the Brooklyn Bridge onto the deck of a boat passing beneath.
Man, I dropped a steaming Brooklyn Decker onto a booze cruise last night!
by lostarchitect June 30, 2011
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When a person places one's fist up another person's rectum during defication.
Last night I gave Sandra a Brooklyn hand still smells like poop!
by Dr. Strangelove55 April 23, 2010
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