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realness 

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The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants; whether it be good Yo Mama jokes, real Act II popcorn and not a grocery store generic brand, Tide detergent and not some cheap imitation, or even an official major league baseball bat.
www.Joke-Pages.com: User-submitted Your Yo Mama Jokes: 'Bryant Gambrell'
"I'm back bitches! Check out page 233 for the realness! But anyway, yo mama so big she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun."
realness by Midwestrn Soldier October 16, 2004
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Realness 

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A word which is part of gay slang that doesn't really have a meaning aside from saying that the thing that is referred to in the sentence "serves" or "slays".
This fit serving cunty realness.
Realness by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

Realness 

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A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".
This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.
Realness by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

Realness 

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The ability to pass as something, or to emphasize the vibe of something
Imagine a crossdresser that can pass as a woman, with glasses, heels and a sleek black skirt on, someone would say "Look at her! she is giving receptionist realness!"
Realness by ujiria November 4, 2023

Executive Realness 

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A convincing drag queen with natural beauty that portrays a business formal look.
OMG She is so SICKENING in that business suit, giving us executive realness.
Executive Realness by BStorm August 16, 2012

serving me _ realness 

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embodying and exhibiting features associated with it.

-popularized by drag queens.
serving me _ realness:
Girl: OMG her makeup . . . serving me "Claires" realness

thot realness

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A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.
"Beyonce was serving THOT realness in her latest booty poppin video!"
thot realness by thotastic September 29, 2015
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