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The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants; whether it be good Yo Mama jokes, real Act II popcorn and not a grocery store generic brand, Tide detergent and not some cheap imitation, or even an official major league baseball bat.

www.Joke-Pages.com: User-submitted Your Yo Mama Jokes: 'Bryant Gambrell'
"I'm back bitches! Check out page 233 for the realness! But anyway, yo mama so big she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun."

realness by Midwestrn Soldier October 16, 2004

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Realness

A word which is part of gay slang that doesn't really have a meaning aside from saying that the thing that is referred to in the sentence "serves" or "slays".

This fit serving cunty realness.

Realness by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

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Realness

A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".

This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.

Realness by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

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Realness

The ability to pass as something, or to emphasize the vibe of something

Imagine a crossdresser that can pass as a woman, with glasses, heels and a sleek black skirt on, someone would say "Look at her! she is giving receptionist realness!"

Realness by ujiria November 4, 2023

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Executive Realness

A convincing drag queen with natural beauty that portrays a business formal look.

OMG She is so SICKENING in that business suit, giving us executive realness.

Executive Realness by BStorm August 16, 2012

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serving me _ realness

embodying and exhibiting features associated with it.

-popularized by drag queens.

serving me _ realness:
Girl: OMG her makeup . . . serving me "Claires" realness

serving me _ realness by ALASKATHUNDERFUCKFIVETHOUSAND October 7, 2020

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thot realness

A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.

"Beyonce was serving THOT realness in her latest booty poppin video!"

thot realness by thotastic September 29, 2015

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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