I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.

Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.

by I like cake🏳️‍🌈👩🏻💜🍰 June 5, 2021

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

Rashel

The fairest of them all. Sweet, generous, will knock your socks off with her gorgeous smile. Brilliant mind, kind heart, will never leave you hanging when you need her.
Any and everyone who becomes friends with her are immediately drawn in by her energy. Has awesome sense of style, beautiful hair and an amiable demeanor.

Guy #1: Dude, I called you last night and you never picked up.

Guy #2: Really? I didn't even notice, I was on the phone with Rashel.

by mimiGORE January 13, 2009

rasheeda

sexy, fun, no homo, crazy, true, pimpin
wow girl that's so rasheeda

Rasheeda is a beautiful strong will woman, she has eyes that are very expressive, rasheeda can very friendly, she loves to entertain and she loves to be entertained, she has a more of an edgie style, it's hard to say bye to her

by saleem rasheeda February 8, 2010

Ratherine

Rat is short for Ratherine.

Sorry for all the rats named Katherine or Catherine

"Look it's a rat" - Random Dude

"No that's Ratherine" -Random Dude #2

by Some Random Bored Personn June 27, 2020

rashen

Rashen is the brightest moon in a dimly lit sky.
He is, in fact the most precious thing to ever exist in all universes combined.

Person A: Is that a Rashen?

Person B: Yes! That’s a Rashen! Undeniably the most precious thing to ever exist.

by Olaspillstea July 23, 2021

rasterbate

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.

He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.

by phanna August 1, 2005