Rayception

A personality disorder causing you to (un)willingly turn every word, every situation, every concept, and every event into something related to the term "inception". Someone with Rayception is generally considered fairly paranoid and kind of a twat.

Guy 1: "Oh you were shocked when you fell from your chair? That's a kick!! INCEPTION!"
Guy 2: "Piss off with your rayception, twat."

by MaroC May 6, 2014

receptioning

What a receptionist does.

I'm receptioning today at work.

by the master of you September 18, 2014

Receptionist

Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.

Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.

by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011

Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.

It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.

by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008

raction

what happens when a leg is shoved up your anus.

At school my anus was attacked and I later had a raction.

by b_bop January 4, 2008

male receptionist

A man who is comfortable enough to work a job role stereotyped to be a woman's.

"It's great to have a male receptionist working with us, as it brings diversity and modernism"

by Riley Lissandra January 12, 2016

receptionised

VB to get shelved by a receptionist or "gate keeper" of a large company even when your enquiry is valid and useful,

I got receptionised by the big corp. on the other side of town, even though i knew the new product they brought out breaks many many laws.
I cant believe that company receptionised me!!!

by funkysk8er September 22, 2009