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Quamph

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence
"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019
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Quals

An abbreviation for the word Quality. In the context of status. Quals is an adjective, used when the item being described surpasses the quality of everything else, by far, leaving only one word left - Quals.

Only to be used by the super-cool and often used more frequently when drunk and rowdy.
"This Spaghetti is quals."

-"Did you hear Andy got sucky sucky last night?"
-"No, really? Quals"

-"How was she, Andy?"
-"Quals."
by Stann0rz March 5, 2008
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No Qualms

similar to 'No Drama' or 'No Worries', No Qualms is an expression when a task is not a problem.
Adam: We are all out of tomato sauce! could you pop to the shop to pick some up?
Megan: yea of course, No Qualms. did you pick some toilet roll up the other day?
Adam: I did but not the good stuff we normally get, that cheap non branded stuff from Carl that doesn't agree with you.
Megan: AAAHH no way! that stuff gives me a terrible rash!
Adam I Know I'm really sorry
Megan: No Qualms.
by Ronald Von Dingle Breath January 5, 2014
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Quadstimulus

The consumption of exactly four narcotics at the same time (hence the second part of the word). Quadstimulusers are often found talking to colors, watching bollywood movies and passed out in ER rooms. Quadstimulusers have their own dilect of Gibberish. They are un-able to do any other physical activity other then throwing up. Famous quadstimulusers include: The red power ranger, George Bush, Professor McGonnagal, Gandalf and Chris the binman.
*Two typical quadstimuluser conversations*
Guy one: - "How come I can't feel my legs?"
Guy two: - "Cause you have no arms"
Guy one: - "Oh."
Guy two: - "You Quadstimulus?"
Guy one: - "How'd you guess?"
Guy one: - "You've got two different socks on"

Jadd: - "WHERE IS THE BEACH FROM HERE?"
Vino: - "Duuude whats a brunette?"
Chaz: - "When a girl has a really nice car"
Jadd: - "I think we are all Quadstimulizing together"
Chaz: - "Shut up and pass me the Pepper"
by EdinieDePoPo June 16, 2011
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quadsexual

One who will engange in sexual activity with:
men;
women;
anything that has a hole;
or if it does not have a hole, one will make one.
Person 1: Wow, he's just fucked a man, woman, squirrel, and a tree!
Person 2: Yeah, he's obviously quadsexual.
by Martin Axon April 10, 2008
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quampha (qum -Fa )

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.
* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
by KennyF August 29, 2005
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quadskank

An attractive, college-aged woman tanning herself on the quadrangle of a predominantly male college campus, oftentimes wearing a bikini.
Dude, did you see those two quadskanks on the quad today? We should grab a frisbee and toss it around near them after class.
by r37r0m4ngo February 19, 2009
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