Quadstimulus 

The consumption of exactly four narcotics at the same time (hence the second part of the word). Quadstimulusers are often found talking to colors, watching bollywood movies and passed out in ER rooms. Quadstimulusers have their own dilect of Gibberish. They are un-able to do any other physical activity other then throwing up. Famous quadstimulusers include: The red power ranger, George Bush, Professor McGonnagal, Gandalf and Chris the binman.

*Two typical quadstimuluser conversations*
Guy one: - "How come I can't feel my legs?"
Guy two: - "Cause you have no arms"
Guy one: - "Oh."
Guy two: - "You Quadstimulus?"
Guy one: - "How'd you guess?"
Guy one: - "You've got two different socks on"

Jadd: - "WHERE IS THE BEACH FROM HERE?"
Vino: - "Duuude whats a brunette?"
Chaz: - "When a girl has a really nice car"
Jadd: - "I think we are all Quadstimulizing together"
Chaz: - "Shut up and pass me the Pepper"

Quadstimulus by EdinieDePoPo June 16, 2011

quasistimulusers 

Ones who simulataneous use four illegal narcotics.

1: Quasistimulusers can often be found watching bollywood movies and talking to colours.

Ex.
Cuert: Allo? Is this purple? Your curves and dialects intrigue me.
Purple: Wies. Jess. I have perfected the art of spinach wheeling and elephant wrangling.
Cuert: Your dancing sets fire to my soul. Let us share spit while red and tangerine bicker over who's bridges are shorter.
Orange: I found a dead body under mine.
Red: Rush to the side stage for the next act.
Cuert: Green your words are like a sudden riot, unexcpectedly brazen.
Yellow: I am yellow, you must smush with me.
Cuert: *scratches eyebrows, clear off* If only brown knew purple was a poet.
Orange: Those shiny dancers really know how to shimy in skirts.
Blue: I have no legs.

quasistimulusers by iamrazorblade June 15, 2011