Quirkster

A college-age youth (usually a nerd, geek, or dork, but not limited to any of those denominations) who attempts to derive some sense of individuality from quirky activities (e.g., attending midnight showings of indie cult hits), homely activities (e.g. baking, knitting), and interjections of peculiar words and phrases into their speech (e.g. "cheers").

Quirkster: "Cheerio, Housemate! Want to help me bake some cupcakes for everyone in the dorm? I can teach you to knit while we're waiting for the dough to rise!"

Housemate: "Shove it up your ass, quirkster"

by LeonardNimoy December 18, 2010

quickster

A person who thinks they are doing something hip or progressive but fails at it - often of the hipster variety. Based on Netflix and their sub-company Quickster, which was a major failure and business flop.

A superhero character from SpongeBob that has only appeared in one episode.

You deserve a chaffing for being such a quickster. I mean who wears butt-tight jeans while riding a fixed gear bike in the hills of San Francisco anyway?

Anyone who would pay $6 for drip coffee and sit on their iPad all day at the cafe is a quickster.

by shayna shenanigans October 25, 2011

quackstitties

a super funny and cool tiktoker

“hey do you know who quackstitties is?”
“of course i do”
“then you should be making out with me”

by dandruffhater August 25, 2021

Kansas quickstep

The runs.

"He's got a case of the Kansas quickstep"

R. A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

by Zy The Fly February 6, 2009

Tacky Quacker

1. A costume with duck bills protruding from all angles. When on the body, one must quack as though they are a duck about to be crushed by a car.

My neighbor laughed at my tacky quacker, but i knew the rules of the costume and continued quacking.

by UtedomLess March 21, 2010

bombay quickstep

Having the needs to urgently visit the toilet, the runs, the trots.

Joseph ate something spicey last night, that has clearly given him the bombay quickstep

by Stormtrooper X October 30, 2017

Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.

Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?

Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.

by HymieG December 30, 2010