perfectionitis

a condition that causes one to sporatically fix things until they are perfect or to repeat actions until perfection is reached.
an undiagnosed form of acute OCD

I had to rewrite my English homework five times on 5 new sheets of paper because I came down with a sudden case of perfectionitis and needed to see flawlessly neat handwriting.

by Kathyrin February 23, 2009

Perfection Poop

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.

Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."

by damountainous October 23, 2011

human perfection

the person reading this ;))

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019

impatient perfectionist

Someone who wants everything perfect but doesn't have the energy or time to do it. So the project ends up looking a little above average.

Wow you really did a fantastic job being average you you lazy control freek impatient perfectionist.

by bigfootshands January 2, 2014

Perfection

Cannot be defined by one person, perfection means something different to everyone.

Y; I think perfection is when someone has no flaws

X; I think perfection is when you love someone regardless

by BionicBecki September 1, 2009

Perfection

The perfect combination of character, beauty, intelligence, and love.

'Jem is the meaning of perfection in every sense of the word.'

by Rob Mc November 8, 2006

Perection

When you have to pee so bad you get a boner

Brandon: Man, I had to pee so bad during that math test that I got a boner.

Tyler: Yeah man, perections suck.

by NoPop December 19, 2009