Pumpkin War-patch

The hairline going down a woman’s butt crack.

Yo man! I was hitting it from behind and I saw she had a “Pumpkin War-Patch”!!

by Ray Pizzaz September 3, 2025

Pumpkin Patch Steamer

When you surround yourself in a hot tub with a group of redheads within 2 hours of taking them for some Live Más.

It was a chilly fall day - the perfect occasion for a grande supreme chalupa, 78 soft shell tacos, some fire sauce, and a pumpkin patch steamer.

by Papa Smurphy November 13, 2025