When you are carrying a gun, knife, any weapon concealed, but it prints through thinner layers of clothing.
I was carrying a big pistol this afternoon; big mistake. It got hot, I took off my jacket and it started printing through my shirt.
by ChCx91 February 21, 2011
Get the Printing mug.The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is an relatively misunderstood spider that may challenge Clock Spider's and Limecat's role of God to all.
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider was in fact once captured and released back into the wild.
The tale begins after a family returned back to their hotel room in Cabo San Lucas after a long day of snorkeling and saying "no" to shady individuals who wanted to sell locally crafted merchandise that was really made in China.
All of a sudden, a spider emerged from behind a Cheesy Hotel Painting with the swiftness of a something really really REALLY fast, the ferocity of a rhinoceros protecting her calf, and using tactics usurping those of the Bushmen of the Kalahari.
After the Spider appeared from a Cheesy Hotel Painring the Father and Son swiftly made weapons, arming themselves with a rubbermaid trash can, a brightly colored beach towel, and Drew Carey's book, Dirty Jokes and Beer.
As the surf pounded the cliffs below, a colony of seagulls cried out like a symphony of organs in D minor. One could smell the crisp sent of the anticipation of the starting of a battle of epic and legendary proportions.
Everyone peed, just a little.
After many minutes, maybe even a dozen minutes, well certainly more than ten, but not more than fifteen minutes, the spider was captured in the trash can and then released outside the hotel room where it pounced once, twice, then thrice into the devilish night.
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider was in fact once captured and released back into the wild.
The tale begins after a family returned back to their hotel room in Cabo San Lucas after a long day of snorkeling and saying "no" to shady individuals who wanted to sell locally crafted merchandise that was really made in China.
All of a sudden, a spider emerged from behind a Cheesy Hotel Painting with the swiftness of a something really really REALLY fast, the ferocity of a rhinoceros protecting her calf, and using tactics usurping those of the Bushmen of the Kalahari.
After the Spider appeared from a Cheesy Hotel Painring the Father and Son swiftly made weapons, arming themselves with a rubbermaid trash can, a brightly colored beach towel, and Drew Carey's book, Dirty Jokes and Beer.
As the surf pounded the cliffs below, a colony of seagulls cried out like a symphony of organs in D minor. One could smell the crisp sent of the anticipation of the starting of a battle of epic and legendary proportions.
Everyone peed, just a little.
After many minutes, maybe even a dozen minutes, well certainly more than ten, but not more than fifteen minutes, the spider was captured in the trash can and then released outside the hotel room where it pounced once, twice, then thrice into the devilish night.
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider has not yet revealed if it will team up with Clock Spider, or double cross its Huntsman heritage and take sides with Limecat.
by TJGUYBRI January 21, 2010
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A person notorious for sending items to a community printer or copy machine, and never picking them up.
Jarod: "Hey, did you print this? This is the 5th time somebodies printed something and never picked it up!
Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."
Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"
Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"
Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."
Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"
Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"
by bomcara October 6, 2009
Get the Printing Bandit mug.the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown
"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
by triebkore March 16, 2012
Get the painting porcelain mug.Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.
- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."
by austinhaws October 18, 2008
Get the dead window painting mug.A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.
by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009
Get the Orphan Punting mug.lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.
lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!
Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!
lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!
Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!
by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009
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