pucker factor

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.

Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.

by tradesman June 9, 2003

Sour Pucker Ass

When your asshole is all shriveled and puckered out after being banged and it looks like it has been sucking on a lemon for an hour.

I banged her ass so hard that when i was done she had sour pucker ass.

Her asshole was so puckered that it looked like it was sucking on a lemon.

by knob299 October 16, 2006

pucker hole

human anatomy: the anus or asshole

How would you like to come over and rim my pucker hole tonight?

by txboyfr August 27, 2006

pucker up

"Pucker up" means to stick out your lips ready to kiss somebody or something, the pursed movement your lips make in preparation for a kiss.

Pucker up and kiss me!

by ooomg August 29, 2009

puckered dumpling

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Gay Bay Fudge Packers

A term used by fans of the NFL's other 31 teams to refer to the Green Bay Packers.

Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Puckermucker

The act of kissing some other persons butt. To be sycophantic
One puckers ones lips in preparation to kiss butt. Which could be full of muck.

Jeeze talk about puckermuckering the boss. He so wants a raise or promotion.

by ironicbliss August 6, 2011