puckered dumpling

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

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enema pucker

The usage of equal amounts of apple cider vinegar and cold water in an enema. This rectumfies the slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.

"I'll need an enema pucker after last night with Walter."

"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."

by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

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Pucker Juice

Dripping sweat from one's ass crack.

Carl always works out behind the cardio machines. He loves watching the ladies workout and moisten up their yoga pant gussets with pucker juice.

by Eaton Holgoode July 7, 2016

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puckered starfish

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her puckered starfish.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

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The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.

"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.

"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.

by CrowTard April 16, 2006

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