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Pseudocoup

A dark basement where liberals an pink/blue haired deranged men an women perform S&M an other sexually deviant practices on each other.
The disgusting things that have gone on in those pseudocoups in San Francisco an Seattle would hairlip the pope.
by yotaterds January 12, 2021
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Pseudocharitas

A common behavior in Christian cultures. Consists of insisting how Christlike you are. A "Christier than thou" way of acting. This is used by many Christians whether they are generally nice people or disgusting POS's. The traits that practitioner will claim to have are usually called love, charity, compassion, caring or forgiveness. Some practitioners merely declare their Charitas publicly. Others take you to task publicly for your lack of Charitas. This trait is a central feature of American culture.
"American exceptionalism" is a close relation to Pseudocharitas. Thus Obama can mow down Pakistani children because everybody knows how Christian he is.
by RichieMartini February 18, 2013
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Pseudocumentary

Any documentary that;

. Uses logical leaps to connect unrelated events that create an over-arching narrative that, in turn, supports a nebulous conclusion.

Uses panning overhead shots of American suburbia.
Uses vintage footage of UNIVAC computers, prozac capsules, Air Force personnel firing missiles, a smiling blonde woman, the Bikini Atoll tests, Gadaff, Reagan, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair.
Uses Beethoven's 7th or Philip Glass' Pruit Igoe to usher a sense of techno-fear and existential foreboding.
Tries to incorporate computers, Utopia, Prozac, Psychiatry, Market-driven political policy, suicide bombers and Tony Blair into some overrarching 'scheme'
Appeals to left-leaning, chin-stroking hipsters pseuds fond of using the Courtier's Reply - ' you just don't get it'.
Taxi Driver: There's that documentary about how computers caused the financial crash, and it might have some Beethoven and Prozac in it. Maybe Tony Blair grinning like the Satanic bastard we all know he is, ha!
Bus Driver; Oh yeah, and somehow get poor man's Nietzsche Ayn Rand shoehorned in, along with Gadaffi, Brexit and the Smurfs in for good measure. No thanks fella, i have better stuff to watch than a pseudocumentary. He-Man is on Netflix
by Klaatu's Nikto November 29, 2017
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pseudocousin

Your parent's best friend's kid that you are very close with and consider family.
Guy 1: I was hangin' with my cousin last night... well, my dad's friends' kid.

Guy 2: Oh, your pseudocousin?
by TheStig1214 July 10, 2012
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pseudocool

Pseudocool -

the act of being socially divergent by choice of action, words, or deeds.
the choice of disavowing social norming or norms in favor of personal choice, expression, and freedoms.
When it comes to politics, I am pseudocool.
Today, I did the pseudocool thing by choosing to wear non-matching clothes
by PseudoCool September 25, 2013
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Pseudolocalism

The point in which someone decides they belong to a location where they did not grow up.
Person 1: Yo man, how’s the move to New York going for you though?

Person 2: Yo, that was ages ago, I'm at the bodega right now. I'm real New Yorker now bro.

Person 1: Sure, sure. That’s pseudolocalism bro.
by Corbusier May 16, 2018
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pseudolocalism

The fake belonging of a person or group to a defined location. A mental state often exhibited by new residents in cities throughout the world.
‘The students exhibit pseudolocalism by using colloquial words from an area to which they have only just moved .’
by Corbusier June 3, 2018
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