Human Prozac 

A person who is kept in contact with for the express purpose of making yourself feel better when you are sad, depressed, angry, etc.

That girl is just human prozac. He only texts her so she will make him laugh.

Human Prozac by Amphritritis November 23, 2016

Cut the Prozac in half 

When someone says this it means that you're wound up (too manic or not playing with a full deck) and a smaller dose is required, so you act normal & level.

Shane: Hey dude, what are you doing this weekend?
Jimmy: Yeah brother, I play to invite a lot of strippers over, bring in the alcohol by the keg, & get really stoked and have a wild party.
Shane: Damn man, maybe you need to cut the Prozac in half.

Cut the Prozac in half by Verrückte Hunde September 30, 2015

Holiday Prozac 

Another term for peppermint candy canes or any holiday treat that keeps people in a good mood during the holiday season.

"My family was pissing me off during Christmas dinner so I slipped some Holiday Prozac.

Holiday Prozac by justsomedude9593 January 2, 2012

geritol prozac queen 

A woman, usually older (hence the "geritol"), who is not happy unless she is complaining about something or someone.

I am so sick of that geritol prozac queen's constant complaining. Someone knock her out!

geritol prozac queen by gollum June 1, 2006

Perrizo Prozac 

Reading Urban Dictionary to make yourself feel better.

Bert was sad when Ernie died so he went online for some Perrizo Prozac and felt instantly better after reading the definition for thundersnow.

Perrizo Prozac by annonymous1234554321 July 27, 2010

musical prozac 

A cheap, musical alternative to prozac, useful for curing depression. Musical prozac consists of much time spent listening to most excellent tunes until you no longer feel like shit.

Friend 1: Last night kind of sucked ass. Sure, after all that ginorade I got that free welcome mat and that Johnny Cash poster I always wanted, but I missed the chance to have a meaningful goodbye with my friend! And she's moving away! I'm so depressed now. I need some prozac but I don't have health insurance because this country doesn't give a fuck about my well-being.

Friend 2: No worries, man. Just take some musical prozac.

Friend 1: What do you recommend?

Friend 2: Well, you could pop some XTC and listen to trance. Or how about "I got a feeling" by Black Eyed Peas? Anything by Matt and Kim would do the trick.

Friend 1: Dude, all those recommendations sound kind of gay.

Friend 2: Yeah but 'gay' isn't just about what you dream of being with me, douchebag, it also means the same as 'happy', and it means that for a reason.

musical prozac by nb c lo August 24, 2009

Prestige Prozac 

In Call of Duty (4 onwards), the excitement one feels when entering Prestige mode. Wears off quickly when one finds the restriction of weapons, perks, and the like to be mundane.

xxNoobKillerxx: Hey, nice emblem, is that 2nd prestige?

Fragman420: 3rd actually. Prestige is a bit boring though, by level 12 I'm usually off the Prestige Prozac.

Prestige Prozac by Mr. Pie January 29, 2010