The Jolie protocol

Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.

I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.

by kagomey May 14, 2013

The JML protocol

Meaning to use a specific tcp/udp protocol to work round certain access limitations, performed by using SSH.

I couldn't get into that switch directly but I used the JML protocol to get round it.

by trouble365 August 25, 2010

protocol 3

Boys are crying when they hear that.

BT-7274 : Protocol 3 : Protect the pilot.

by KanSyden January 22, 2020

Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP)

Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.

Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.

by thevagman@yourcervix January 21, 2011

Ghost Protocol

To leave

I'm initiating Ghost Protocol

by Book December 19, 2011

adidas protocol

A non-existant file transfer protocol for times when a network is unavaiable, or filesystems are incompatable.

Always involves manually carrying a storage medium (floppy disk, CD, etc) from one computer to another containing the data to transfer.

Also known as 'sneaker protocol'

<managment> I need to have this .pdf file delivered to marketing on the 3rd floor but my email is not working!

<tech support> Have you tried adidas protocol?

by flipmcf August 27, 2005

proctocol

The medical procedures proscribed for proctological examinations.

John was concerned that his doctor was giving him the blue glove treatment at his annual physical because he was only 32. His doctor explained that he was following standard proctocol.

by Don Flavio III October 15, 2010