Procrasterbate

When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.

I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.

by Jeo58 October 9, 2008

Poonmastervan

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.

Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!

by JPiscool May 1, 2009

Procrasterpiece

A phenomenon commonly observed in students when they wait till the absolute last moment to work on an large project, rush to complete it, and eventually produce a work which blows any project completed early and planned well out of the water.

Student 1: I stayed up till 6 in the morning to complete this frickin' project. It better turn out good.

Student 2: No worries, I did that before and it turned out to be a procrasterpiece.

by Pladd April 22, 2011

procrasterbang

v. One step up from procrasterbating, procrasterbanging is sex for the purpose of putting off work that needs to be done.

"Hey man, I had this paper due today but my girlfriend came over last night." "Yeah, gotta procrasterbang sometimes."

by green potato September 2, 2012

procrastercizing

You could finish your paper, or you could go on a run instead. It's not wasting time if you're working out, right?

I spent the last hour procrastercizing. Now I have to procrastershower and the procrastereat. THEN I'll get back to my homework...as soon as I'm done procrasturbating.

by Hulie May 7, 2013

promasturbating

The art of talking too long about self pleasure. Procrastinating for wankers.

John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"

by DazCaz2 December 3, 2013

procrastermemeing

Procrastinating by looking at memes.

I didn't finish my essay until one in the morning. I spent the whole afternoon procrastermemeing.

by John Patrickson December 5, 2016