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Pronger

A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.
Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.
by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006
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prodephile

A facebook, myspace, or aim profile of a pedophile, that uses pictures of the same preteen girl or boy to lure other children in. Usually a male in his late 30s, fat, many chins, glasses, and enjoys world of warcraft.
Jack: Did you see that hot girl's profile pictures on facebook
Sam: Dude, stay away, I think that it's a prodephile
Jack: I think you could be right
Sam: I have to be right, on "her" interests it says dragons
Jack: Thanks man, that was close, i almost gave him my address
by Jack E. C April 6, 2009
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progen

A retarded downie version of a protogen shown on the Roblox game "petting room" on the TV. They think its more entertaining than the fucking super bowl
Me: bro what the fuck is that on the TV i want to watch the fucking super bowl!
My nigga Killco: Fuck this progen shit we want the super bowl NOW!!!!!!
by whitewvlf05 February 13, 2022
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frog prodder

Penis. Specifically an erect one being used to assist a friend with a sore throat to remove the frog that makes their voice croaky.
Your voice is croaky, it sounds like you have a frog in your throat, would you like to use my "frog prodder" to see if we can loosen it.

With plenty of practice you can become very talented and even shoot the little bugger and maybe wash him down.
by rizzle69 July 1, 2005
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Pronger

A Pronger or "throwing in a Pronger" (prhong-her) is the act pinching a large portion of chewing tobacco (usually Skoal Mint) and juicing it in your bottom cheddar. Pronger's tend to be quite large and cause an abnormal shape in the bottom lip and are named in after the noble Chris Pronger.
Geoff- "Wanna go catch that hockey game?"
Paul- "Yeah, we can throw in monster Pronger's"
by SauceChops19 May 17, 2011
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Poo Prodder

A homosexual, a rump ranger, bum chum, butt pirate, ringpiece ravager.
Key West is a haven for Poo Prodders.
by bladje August 6, 2008
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pronger

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.
by cokemidget January 10, 2009
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