private

The lowest enlisted rank in the United States Army, Marine Corps, and Air Force.
Dan joined the Army as a private after high school.
by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004
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Privateer

Despite its rather fagged out sounding name, real Privateers are basically sea going mercenaries. They were often hired during the Age of Enlightenment to escort merchants and to fight against the Spanish/French/English depending on who they were working for.
omg omg omg wtf hax, that stupid privateer pwned like 4 pirate ships he is teh n00b haxor!
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Privatize

pri·va·tize   prahy-vuh-tahyz Show IPA
verb (used with object), pri·va·tized, pri·va·tiz·ing.
1. Formal Definition:
to transfer from public or government control or ownership to private enterprise: a campaign promise to privatize some of the public lands.
2. To make exclusive or make your own; to delimit or appropriate: That guy just privatized that toilet paper.
3. Can also be used with sexual connotation (use at your discretion)
To take and make your own.
Examples:

"Hey Buddy, let's take that beer and privatize that shit." "Privatize that shit"
"I just privatized that iPad brah"

To be used with discretion: "Privatize that Ho"
by mitchdpg October 15, 2012
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not-so-private-private

When you are on My Free Cams and in a private room with a model and other members tip her diverting the model's attention away from your private.

Is Scarlett_Vera in a Not-so-private-private again?
Is MFC cam model Scarlett_Vera in a Not-so-private-private again?
by Eh_fuckoff January 02, 2019
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private private story

a second private story on snapchat where people post a little more personal stuff than you would post on a normal private
Yo did you see what Rachel posted on her private private story yesterday?

Yea that was a lot of used puff bars
by ohdamnbro March 27, 2020
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Private

Private is a short and chubby penguin from Madagascar movies and TV series. He is also kinda adorable.
Kowalski: Private, get over here now and make me smile.
by IAmALegend19 April 19, 2020
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privatism

An educational system whereby all public schools are eliminated and replaced with private schools. In a privatist country, only two types of education systems exist:

1) Private School system
2) Home-school system

In a privatist country, all parents have to pay extra money but the money comes into beneficial use.

Results:

1) ALL students are marked fairly.
2) ALL lazy teachers are fired.
3) ALL schools have excellent facilities.

Sadly, a country has yet to achieve privatism.
by Smart Boy February 27, 2005
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